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I'm re-listening right now and thought it was kinda funny when Cedric was talking about having polished his wand last night, then Harry rubs his with his shirt and sparks fly out, and Fleur gives him a dirty look. 834 pintvricchio • Unsorted • 2 yr. ago Yeah "polishing the wand" is pretty hard not to take for a masturbation euphemism. 477
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1. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash? With quit-itch. 2. How many Slytherins does it take to stir a cauldron? Just one. She puts her wand in and the cauldron revolves around her. 3. Why does Voldemort prefer Twitter over Facebook? Because he has only followers, not friends. 4. If a wizard gets robbed by a Muggle, has he been Muggled? 5.
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Here are 110 (+1) clean, cheeky, and dirty Harry Potter pick up lines. Clean and Cutesy — Clean Harry Potter Pick Up Lines If I was an animagus, I'd transform into your love bug. Get out of my dreams, and into my enchanted flying Ford Anglia. Let me take you to the Quidditch World Cup, I have a personal invitation to the minister's box.
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Like most books that have been adapted into movies, there are minor differences between the Harry Potter books and series. One is that Harry has blue eyes in the movies rather than green. This is because the actor who played the role ( Daniel Radcliffe) had an intense allergic reaction to contact lenses and couldn't wear them while he was on set.
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Can I open them? - Yes, she says, giving them some sweets and closing the door. Since then, my in-laws have not spoken to me. Funny Harry Potter jokes Hermione also goes to Harry Potter: - Listen, five years ago, when I graduated, you cast a spell on me and told me that I would marry a rich wizard with whom I would have five children…
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How about you Slytherin some Harry Potter puns into your everyday conversation? Laugh out loud at these silly puns about your favorite wizarding world.. because we have a few fun Harry Potter jokes to add to the mix. Image Credits. DESCRIPTION Harry Potter Puns Hagrid SOURCE Sam Tabone / WireImage / Getty Images PERMISSION Used under Getty.
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Penned by author J.K. Rowling, the story of a boy who survived an assassination attempt in infancy, discovered he's a wizard at age 11, and grew up to defeat the most evil wizard on the planet has enveloped countless fans in a magical universe that we sometimes wish was real.
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1 / 23 PedroRamosPhoto/Shutterstock Chapter One: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Groan Professor Quirrell walks into a bar, unwraps his turban, and presents the Dark Lord's face to the barman..
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You know what readers love? Harry Potter. And also puns. Put them together, and you've got some real magic. (See what I did there?) Let's tuck in to some treacle tart and pumpkin juice and let the Harry Potter puns flow. I had to sort this into safe for work and not safe for work because lord, the internet is naughty.
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1. "Oh, Professor, look! I think I've got an unexpected planet! Oooh, which one's that, Professor?""It is Uranus, my dear," said Professor Trelawney, peering down at the chart."Can I look at.
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Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. "Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 years" says the doctor. "You ran face first into a wall lmao". 09:42 PM - 03 Dec 2013. Reply Retweet Favorite.
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Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
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I wanna be your Dumblewhore. If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss. My love for you burns like a dying phoenix. Wanna explore my chamber of secrets? My house is called the Shrieking Shack for a reason. I'll show you tonight. Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
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82 of the Best Harry Potter Jokes On a scale from one to ten, how much do you love Hogwarts? Nine and three quarters. What do Azkaban prisoners use to freshen their breath? Dementos! Why doesn't Voldemort use glasses? No one nose! What does a wizard say when he gets robbed by a muggle? Somebody muggled me!
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Look closely at the newspaper. You're about to kick yourself for never noticing this hilarious hidden joke in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Take a close look at the still from the.
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